Covid-19

A peice of shit virus that took over the world cause someone wanted to eat bat for some reason.

I gave my grandma covid-19 and she died I should've worn my mask

by Theren Car vroom vroom February 5, 2021

Covid-19

Is a complete fucking hoax. Covid-19 is just a government ploy; sure, the virus exists, but the amount of deaths is exaggerated.

Covid-19 is a complete joke.

by TheWarHorse100 July 8, 2020

Covid-19

A quirky little virus that thought it would be a lovely idea to completely fuck over every ones entire year along with a bit of death in between! Oh and someone ate a bat .

Damn Covid-19 is a bitch.

by Veers OG March 16, 2021

covid-19

Covid-19 is a disease that came from a small town in china the town is called Wuhan. Worldwide is 5 mil. There is a chance you could die that is why people are self-isolateing themself

Person:1 I heard Covid-19 cases hit 5 mil! So be careful
Person:2 Really I am self-isolateing my kids and my husband thank you so much for that!
Person:1 no problem call me any time ok?
Person:2 ok bye!
Person:1 bye!

by meh y meh May 22, 2020

COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that will fuck your shit up.

Pual: Yo Danny, I got COVID-19.

Danny: Awh shit man that'll fuck your shit up.

by venus'cock April 14, 2020

Covid-19

a stupid virus killing the old and keeping young from school

Covid-19 wow that is um yeah, Covid-19 shut the earth down!

by LaMO gAnG March 30, 2020