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ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
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Coven

Two scheming bee-otches. Modern usage: Witches working in tandem to cast spells, especially paired up. Covers are able to spin lies as truth, take over another reality unless confronted by objective truth.
"That coven be scheming." "That coven are the bomb mistresses of disinformation."
by Been there December 6, 2022
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Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
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A Cult founded by just a boy to save "just a girl" named Nicole.
They're saving Nicole the must be part of The Covenant of saint Nicole.
by Chemical analyst September 16, 2025
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Covenant

Muslim kkk that use to crucify black people (monkeys) in the 80's and have made an uprise once again in 2021
Oh no the covenants are here
by Akithegoat December 6, 2021
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complicity coven

(noun) A secretive group where members are bound by the dark art of forced complicity and toxic dumping, reminiscent of a witch's coven through shared guilt, peer pressure.
After being dragged into Sarah's latest drama, Martha realized her friend group had turned into a real complicity coven, where every meeting felt like they were brewing secrets and casting spells of silence over their “toxic” confessions.
by saintsundere October 15, 2024
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