based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.

Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.

by pulica_franaru December 08, 2023

Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.

"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"

by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020

Gootch Coomer

A very tight Man Bussy

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"

by 6liykulyyuilyluik January 01, 2022

Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls

Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom

by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020

Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.

Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”

by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024