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Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.
"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"
by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020
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Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.
Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!
by Half As Funny February 27, 2023
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Asher coomer

a person with a mad soul and gets in deep trouble until he releases the power he thinks he funny
yeah I'm asher coomer

and I love evening
by yeah I'm Asher coomer April 15, 2025
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