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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
by nickchandler February 25, 2009
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Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
by Lumaria December 1, 2009
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red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
by Solid Snail October 17, 2013
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Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.
Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"
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