ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 03, 2021

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 04, 2021

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.

One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”

by lilpeengang November 25, 2020