Calzone

A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa

"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"

by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 3, 2023

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone

Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt

by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube

My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021

The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025