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whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly
My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!
by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012
mugGet the whatever bakes your potatomug.

Baked Like a Potato

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.
by Dan The Destroyer March 12, 2015
mugGet the Baked Like a Potatomug.

I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."
Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.
by Triamgle October 31, 2023
mugGet the I ain't baking your potatomug.

Potato Bake aka loky

this man needs no introduction. his is a well known "fagito" as he likes to call it, also known for rooting random fuglies
dude 1 "dude thats loky"
dude 2 "yer i herd he did it with tammy"
by the tim April 15, 2005
mugGet the Potato Bake aka lokymug.

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
mugGet the Bake my potatomug.

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
mugGet the stale baked potatomug.

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