peruvian anaconda

When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.

Steve: Come here you Asian.
Wing-wang: NO!
Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.

by Clom2222 December 17, 2014

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Anaconda Shit

a shit that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. When the shit finally detaches from your asshole, you're completely out of breath. As if you were being strangled by an anaconda.

"holy shit man, I almost died after that anaconda shit."

by bearshiit July 08, 2011

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ass anaconda

Another term for a male homosexual

"Look at Peter in the corner table drinking a white wine spritzer, what god-damn ass anaconda!"

by pizzall March 01, 2008

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Aryan Anaconda

A nickname for the European male's large member. A fancy way of saying "Big White Cock".

"Holy hell John! That's one hell of an Aryan Anaconda you got there!"
"BBC? Sounds like you've never seen an Aryan Anaconda."
"Big White Cock? Bullshit, that's an Aryan Anaconda!"

by Open Minded Like Kurt Cobain November 02, 2016

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Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."

by CATFOOODS August 02, 2013

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