Monte Vista

The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.

On my trip to Monte Vista, I got robbed.

by ELCHAPO@@@ January 19, 2018

Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Mont Blanc

An up market brand, that sells watches, handbags, jewellery etc. Arugably most well known for their pens, which rich people enjoy writing with, especially if they have a rolex hanging of their wrists.

Slut: My husband's alimony bought me a Rolex and a $1000 Mont Blanc pen :)

by HJManson August 16, 2009

del monte

Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.

You like it up the ass Del Monte?

by Ah-El March 9, 2003

Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

Emily Montes

The queen of hyperpop and rap.

Emily Montes outsold Floppiana Grande.

by The Eighth Survivor November 1, 2021

monte carlo

The Best Car out there

The Monte Carlo won the Daytona 500 in 1994, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2004.
The Winston Cup in 2001, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993.

by joe c June 30, 2004