Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

by furiousness December 11, 2011

Texas Marinara

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

by LaHound June 28, 2018

Tetish

It is defined as the fetish for {Titties}, for those who love them.

Harry: What is a Tetish?
Jeroge: Don't u know that, it means a fetish for {titties}

by SpankyIsMine October 30, 2021

Ranger texas

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.

Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store

by Manda79 April 16, 2021

tenisia

The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.

I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together

by Paidnfull February 21, 2018

Texas oil pump

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass

Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night

by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018