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Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods
Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023
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Particular testicular detection

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.
I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!
by TessTickles_69 May 17, 2023
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Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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Testicular Manslaughter

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.
by CrowFace October 8, 2006
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texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.
Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"
by salamiprototype December 8, 2009
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testicular fortitude

Courage; a term coined by WWE wrestler Mankind, from the term "balls" commonly used everywhere.
You don't have to testicular fortitude to hit me with that steel chair!
by Julio Christ June 14, 2006
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Testicular Worship

1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.

2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".

3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.

4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.

5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!

Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.

(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me

Bill: diddo foo

Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.

Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills

(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!

Bill: SAME HERE!

Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship

(4)

Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro

Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.

(5)

Jack: can you testicularly worship me?

Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
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