Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

by Sambiase February 2, 2019

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.

Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Tesla-talk

Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.

I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.

by Sandorn February 1, 2020

Tesla Model 3

The Tesla Model 3 is an electric four-door fastback sedan developed by Tesla.6 The Model 3 Standard Range Plus version delivers an EPA-rated all-electric range of 263 miles (423 km) and the Long Range versions deliver 353 miles (568 km). According to Tesla, the Model 3 carries full self-driving hardware, with periodic software updates adding functionality.

The Tesla Model 3 is the current most affordable car in the Tesla lineup.

by crazyexploitz February 23, 2021

Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022