the asshole terrorizer
by maeby best buy May 19, 2018
Acts which make you scared, really, really SCARED! Threats of violence so overwhelming that you would do anything, ANYTHING, to stop it. Even give up your liberty and privacy. Terror is something only the great President of America can thwart. Bush will go down in history as the first American leader to figure out how to use fear of death against the populace to control them and make them support his evil agenda. (Read: Greet terror. Kiss your freedom goodbye)
Today the terror alert is red, so we must invade another country that harbors terrorists (and incidentally owns a great amount of non-renewable natural resourses). Be scared, very scared, but fear not, for we will prevail against terror. But be warned, you will have to give up many of your liberties for this great cause of evil. Ummm, I mean "freedom".
by carpentertom July 12, 2006
by Mahmoud February 08, 2005
by ShoKill April 15, 2009
Several millennia ago, there existed a fiend, born from the evil of man, who's cryptic form was the very embodiment of darkness. Those who have seen his true form have described him as slender, well over 12 feet tall, with dark skin, a crooked nose, a pitch black cloak made entirely of hate, darkness, and oil, and cackles a laugh that resonates with a force that can bring people to become atheist, lose faith in their government, and even diminish one's sense of pride.
This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and personally wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to manipulate our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently George W. Bush) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself.
Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force.
President George W. Bush is the first leader in recent history who felt it important to tell the world the truth, and officially declared his "War on Terror".
This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and personally wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to manipulate our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently George W. Bush) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself.
Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force.
President George W. Bush is the first leader in recent history who felt it important to tell the world the truth, and officially declared his "War on Terror".
Dave: Did you hear that? Bush just declared war on terror! What a dumbass, terror is an emotion! XD
Bob: You're the dumbass! Bush is gonna kick Terror's ass! Terror can't hide from the military, the president already knows he's hiding out somewhere in the middle-east!
Bob: You're the dumbass! Bush is gonna kick Terror's ass! Terror can't hide from the military, the president already knows he's hiding out somewhere in the middle-east!
by Terror's brother, Nightmare. January 08, 2010
Check this punk mother fucker out. That dude is terror.
What are you wearing? Your gear is terror as hell.
What are you wearing? Your gear is terror as hell.
by TophZilla October 10, 2007
by Chopstix.exe February 13, 2017