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Taking a Teke

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017
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Tekkerz

Tekkerz basically means skill. For example good tekkerz means good skill, bad tekkerz means bad skill and UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERZ! is basically the dogs bollocks. When people just say "tekkerz" it is usually good.

It became known on the tv show Soccer AM.
OMG did you see that?" "Yeah it was tekkerz
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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token spotting

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.
Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know
by keylikesfood December 16, 2006
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Nosh Token

A token or coin which a male is given from an early age by their farthers. The Nosh Token can be exchange at any vendor (female) for sexual intercourse at any given moment, however they can only be used once in a life time. So pick wisely
Excuse me fair maiden may i exchange this Nosh Token for 1 ride upon you tuppeance?

Here you go son, your very first Nosh Token!
by PussyMachine November 5, 2010
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Tokecrastinator

One who prolongs their toke. Tells a story while holding the weed, takes forever to take a hit.
Dude, you've been holding the pipe for like 3 minutes, you're such a damn tokecrastinator
by Saint Owner June 9, 2011
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Tekkeroo

The soccer master, he gave birth to Messi. He has a youtube channal and you must smash that like button and hit the big RED subscribe BUTTON
Oi look its that famous bloke, Tekkeroo
by Terranora God April 3, 2019
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toke-a-cola

a hit of marijuana smoked from a soda can that has been molded into a pipe for lack of a more conventional smoking method.
Jimmy: Yo, man! I can't find my piece.
Johnny: It's okay dude, we can just have a toke-a-cola instead!
by MaryJane Elane Payne January 9, 2010
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