tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

Tennis Ball Head 

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

Tennis Ball Head by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021

Tennis Arm 

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

Tennis Arm by squiggular November 27, 2021

tennis chains 

Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.

Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)

tennis chains by thegoldendictionary June 8, 2018

Tennis good

v. - exceeding in skill at the sport of Tennis.

Example 1:
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!

Example 2:
Roger Federer can Tennis good.

Tennis good by darthnozo August 5, 2011

Tennis Elbow

The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.

Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.

Tennis Elbow by Lost Almost October 21, 2010