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teeny bopper 

term used when kids between the ages of 10-15 are trying to act like they are teens trying to be all tough online but when they meet in person. they won't say shit to you.
me: shut your teeny bopping ass up
13 year old girl: mang pleazz...lets go meet up at the chinese mall so dat my bf can beat urs ass
me: what you got a teeny bopper boyfriend too..
teeny bopper by jon-knee August 14, 2003
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teeny bopper 

Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying
Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.
teeny bopper by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

teeny bopper 

A young person, usually female, usually of a preppy, perky, trendy nature. Online, they 'type lyke dis' and are fond of (or are too stupid to use anything else than) slang such as 'u' 'r' 'ur' 'y' 'wut' and put a z in replacement for an s. Despite what some of the other definitions say, a teenybopper likely would not play DDR or use faces such as 'O_O' for all people who do the above, in their right minds, despise teenyboppers. Like me.
Teenybopper: a/s/l wutz up ur so kewlies lolz
Me: What the hell. -_-;;
teeny bopper by Firey June 29, 2003

teenyboppers 

"orli is liek, totally da hottest sexiest hunk of hotty in da hole world liek to da max ya know???????i liek soooooo i nkow im gonna marry him sooo, liek bac of fellow bitch teenyboppers hes mine!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!DIE KATE BITCHWORTH, DIE!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
teenyboppers by megan April 12, 2005

teeny bopper 

Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHH
Teeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have
teeny bopper by XXXaggeration February 11, 2005

Teeny Bopper 

Mindless retarded 13-17 year old girls who dress like whores and listen to NStink, Backdoor Boys, Bebounce, Slutina, Bitchney, Bitchenys Whores etc etc....Need to be taken away forre-education then sent to the killing fields alongside there crappy top 40 pop groups.
Teeny Bopper by Brother Number One November 15, 2003

teeny bopper 

9-12 girls who think they're all that just because they said 'bitch' or 'ass'.
Bopper 1: HeY bItCh wUz Up?
Bopper 2: Wut R we WaItiN 4? LeTz kiCK aSs!!!
Me: What a bunch of fuckin posers.
teeny bopper by Applet Boo August 26, 2004