Ted

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.

Ted is very geil.

by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017

Ted

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.

"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"

by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017

TED

Ted is a boss fortnite player better than ninja and ali-a.

fortnite is such a ted.

by Okijuhy June 10, 2018

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 18, 2018

Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)

I call ted

by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018

Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat

Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.

by Boy282892 January 31, 2019

Ted

The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)

Person 1 " whoa that boy is fit"
Person 2 " Damn that must be a Ted"

by Teds Girlfriends August 1, 2019