Teapot

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapotting

Teapotting is when the guy puts his hand on his hip when he is thrusting into the woman during sex.

"Jim rested his hand on his hip (teapotting) when he fucked his wife in the ass"

by Beebins September 11, 2006

teapot

A short and stout guy that tries to holla at chu.

I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.

by 1st Place Bad Bitch November 17, 2012

teapot

A magical device that can transform water into a nice tasting drink.

i saw a cat with a teapot on its head attacking helicopters

by afi_al January 8, 2006

Rusty Teapot

Blowin' a fat load in her shitter

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!

by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006

teatowel holder

Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot

I love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder

by Ho! July 21, 2006

teapot

word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.

she's diagnoised with teapot.

by i'm a little teapot January 13, 2011