A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
Get the Taiwanese Handjob Techniquemug. by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016
Get the taiwanese sand blastermug. This starts when you are at an orgy, and one participant has their feet and toes completely spread out and just completely lathered in lube, after this, 8 greasy, oily butt naked men will place their massive meaty throbbing penises and place them in the person's toes until the cum, they will viciously thrust their pelvises back and forth until they hose down the participant with their spunk
"That party last night on the island was lit! Epstein started the Taiwanese Toe Tickler chant and things escalated. I got absolutely drenched!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
Get the Taiwanese Toe Ticklermug. When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019
Get the taiwanese lawn mowermug. A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
Get the Taiwanese Seizure Goonmug. a person that is a chinese with genetic mutations because they are like birds and they are a-holes because they ARE chinese and you can't change that fact by saying you are taiwanese, most people that imigrated to the island are forced to go by anti"communists". The chinese government had changed during the years and is still communist, just not the way you think it is. Just like the American government is not purely a Democratic one because that will not work
Taiwanese: mf fuck you I'm not chinese bc I totally hate communist and I am superior to them because china had a bad history and became super poor
by the fuuuuu August 21, 2019
Get the Taiwanesemug. A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Splitmug.