torque monkey

An erect penis.

After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.

by Jarhead8120 May 08, 2017

torqued up

Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.

"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."

by section83b September 08, 2006

torque

To acquire goods or merchandise through unethical methods. To steal.

Johnny - "Hey man, where did you get those dope rims?" Frankie- "I fuckin torqued 'em last night"

by Vincent_Vega April 09, 2006

torque a moonfish

The act of taking a dump.

I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.

by Alan Bell July 30, 2004

torque

Torque is so great that he is awesome!

What an awsome guy, that Torque

by T March 24, 2003

Torque

A type of blowjob. Consists of sucking the phallus in an up and down motion of the head while simultaneously (with both hands) stroking, in a twisting pattern, up and down the shaft as well.

"Dude, I was sitting in Physics, and all I could think about was the last time I got torqued."

by MNYA MNYA MNYA December 12, 2009

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006