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The best person ever

A person that everyone likes and will deal with they can do anything
by The chosen apple March 6, 2019
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The Best Day Ever

The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.

The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.
Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?

Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.

Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?
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a person says this to show how one apprieciates the other person or object; to show how much they like the person or object.
Chad-"Damn! Yo da best thing since sliced bread honey!"
Betty- "Give me yo numba and u will c the second best thing since sliced bread"

-or-

Tony- Wow! this video game is the best thing since sliced bread!
by --katy- June 20, 2006
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The Best Deals

Anything that is better than a regular "deal."

Someone who gets "the best deals" is usally the bomb, a playa, or some kind of genius.

You are delt a Royal Flush.
You just got "the best deals" on that hand.
"Oh yeah D. Blaise, you think you got some deals? Jesse and I are about to get the best deals, your deals were nothing compared to the best deals we are about to get."

"Oh man, I just high-fived the president in the face by mistake, now I'm going to jail, I did NOT get the best deals."
by Rawabellel March 3, 2007
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The best thing

Woah I just saw the best thing ever
Yeah must’ve been Ronny
by GeralFuckingDine October 11, 2018
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The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
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the best deals

When you're able to work anyone, and you're always getting what you want

Or

Something that wasn't free, but you got it free
"yeah I can hook it up bitch, I always get the best deals"

or

If you were to get something half price, or into a movie free, you just got the best deals
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