Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025

Syphilis

you give some, you take some

Caoimhe: It's worth the deal
Ciara: What?
Caoimhe: Syphilis my dude

by rachel the supreme leader May 13, 2021

Syphilis

What my brother got from unprotected long rough painal and vaginal sex. (Dumbass)

John Doe has syphilis.

by jjjjkkkkklllll September 12, 2020

Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.

Syphilis where are you?

by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018

ear syphilis

Syphilis of the Ear Canal

Yo he got Ear Syphilis

by ConcaveAbyss608 May 3, 2018