Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 29, 2025

Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man.

you dont want it but you do at the same time

I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?

by lemon_enby November 22, 2020

Syphilis

you give some, you take some

Caoimhe: It's worth the deal
Ciara: What?
Caoimhe: Syphilis my dude

by rachel the supreme leader May 13, 2021

Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.

Syphilis where are you?

by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018

yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025