Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man

you dont want it but you do at the same time

I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?

by lemon_enby November 22, 2020

Syphilis

you give some, you take some

Caoimhe: It's worth the deal
Ciara: What?
Caoimhe: Syphilis my dude

by rachel the supreme leader May 13, 2021

yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025

Syphilis

What my brother got from unprotected long rough painal and vaginal sex. (Dumbass)

John Doe has syphilis.

by jjjjkkkkklllll September 12, 2020

Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.

Syphilis where are you?

by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018