Swinging Party

A private adult sex party attended by a number of Male and Female couples, often with additional single males and females such that there is a ratio of 1.5 males to each female.

The dynamics is of open nudity and sex, couples and individually getting together with other attendees and having sex with individuals other than their partner.

The male female balance is favoured toward the female such that she can enjoy the attention of more than one male.

A tall handsome man in his 40’s arrived discreetly late at the Swinging Party, he scammed the room, smiled at me and immediately stowed over, I wanted him, I’m James, you are and your husband?

by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018

Sainting

To take a picture of yourself sitting on the toilet bowl mid push and sending it to friends.

Photos are best taken while holding the camera low to the ground looking up. Photos should include knees, toilet bowl, torso, as well as face.

It was awkward when he forgot to shut the sound off his iPhone while sainting in a bathroom full of coworkers.

by The-Ocho April 25, 2013

swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007