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Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in an horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 12, 2014
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Seaghan

“Calm down now joe” it’s pronounced “seán” not shaggin’ once written on a whiteboard by an amazing maths teacher and read by a person who may or may not be names J O E
SEAGHAN
Read this word joe”
“Hmmmm shaggin’?”
Calm down now joe”
by nojokethough September 5, 2019
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Seagull kingdom

Ruled by Simon the most superior and my child Nathaniel
by Seagulls in my kitchen sink October 28, 2019
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Tribal Sewage

The widespread sharing of complete bullshit through social media. Via repetition and popularity, tribal sewage generally becomes accepted as fact despite its obvious inaccuracy.
Dude 1: Check out this awesome new muffler I just installed on my Honda Civic. My friends say it will give me at least 20 horsepower.

Dude 2: Where did you hear that, on the forums? They're spewing so much Tribal Sewage, I'll bet you get 5 horsepower MAX out of that fart can.
by Scooter12ga October 27, 2010
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Steven Seagull

The act of looting your teammates kills in PUBG and taking all the good stuff before your teammate arrived at there kill.
Steven Seagull -"Nice shot mate.."

Teammate -"Gee Thanks....wow they sure did not have any loot..."

Steven Seagull -"Yes....right....not loot found here..."
by ScubaPro August 8, 2019
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Sewage Tsunami

A phenomena unique to Gaza in the middle east, where a cesspool releases its contents into the streets flooding entire villages.
Also known as a Palestinian "River of Sewage".
Get out the waders Mohammed, here comes another sewage tsunami.
by Capt. Diggs April 2, 2007
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Seagrass

Seagrass (n. )is a genre of music that features songs that have ambient, laid-back, acoustic, calming feels to them.

The term "Seagrass" was coined by combining the terms "Bluegrass" and "Sea". However, Seagrass music sounds nothing like hillbilly hoedowns or the ocean. It just sounded good.

Seagrass music is often associated with the colors blue, gray, or brown. People who listen to Seagrass are often ostracized for their eclectic and sometimes lame tastes in music.

Popular Seagrass artists include (but are not limited to):

1. Iron and Wine
2. Joseph Arthur
3. Norah Jones
4. Death Cab for Cutie
5. Sufjan Stevens
6. Nico
7. Enya

etc.
Laurie: I'm gonna go listen to some Seagrass and chill out.
Marissa, Zoe, Emily and Ali: ....Okay, you go do that.
by HDSHJDKSAJLDSA October 12, 2007
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