Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.

Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.

by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 9, 2011

Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

swampy

a person who goes by TobyFoxOfficial on ROBLOX who also lives in brazil and refuses to leave (he has fallen into the hole)

you're such a swampy!!
(used as in brazil fan)

by arigatosugoii October 28, 2020

Wampy Swampy

Its a SWAMP full of WAMPS

he had traveled to the wampy swampy in search of wamps

by TheEggUnderling February 13, 2024

Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.

I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.

by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016

Swampy Sea

When the male shits into a females Vagina pussy and then continues to have sex to stir it all around and finishes by eating her out

Yeah baby I want that good swampy sea.

by whackgal69 April 4, 2017

swampy kooterbear

A swampy kooterbear is an extreamly moist odory vagina

Old nasty bitch down the block has a swampy kooterbear

by DENISE FOUST March 3, 2017