Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

swampy

a person who goes by TobyFoxOfficial on ROBLOX who also lives in brazil and refuses to leave (he has fallen into the hole)

you're such a swampy!!
(used as in brazil fan)

by arigatosugoii October 28, 2020

Wampy Swampy

Its a SWAMP full of WAMPS

he had traveled to the wampy swampy in search of wamps

by TheEggUnderling February 13, 2024

Swampy Charles

Also known as Soppy Dickens is when you've been working all day in a hot ass boiler and your slim Jim is soggy and hanging low.

Hot damn I have a Swampy Charles, that thang is hanging plum to my knees.

by LilFlopps September 30, 2024

Swampy Sea

When the male shits into a females Vagina pussy and then continues to have sex to stir it all around and finishes by eating her out

Yeah baby I want that good swampy sea.

by whackgal69 April 4, 2017

Swampy Whore

A florida whore who has been standing in the hot, humid sun and reeks of a hard day of work.

Ex. “Damn baby, bring your swampy whore ass self over here. Lemme get a discount for that stench”

by PimpLimpin November 28, 2020