Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023
Get the Swamp donkeymug. An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Swamp donkeymug. by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019
Get the Swamp donkeymug. He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
by Smowy June 17, 2023
Get the Swamp Donkeymug.