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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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Swamp donkey

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass
"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"
by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023
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Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019
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Swamp donkey

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!
by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023
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Swamp Donkey

A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.

Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!
by Smowy June 17, 2023
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