pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.

Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.

by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011

Shards

Crystal meth. Disregard idiots who are new to the world of drug use who think this shit is ecstasy. It's methamphetamine.

My friend and I smoked a good point of my shards last night. He didn't sleep for days.

by That Guy With The Drug Problem May 6, 2013

shardule

A fan that is very true to his ever-struggling baseball teams

Look at all those Shardules in Boston. oh look, theres some in Cleveland too!

by Tsz Ho April 26, 2004

schards

noun – extreme, unthinking right-winger. Characterised by hectoring manner and blinkered belief in free market economics. Derives from right-wing desire to see society 'splintered'

Norman Tebbit is a total schards.

by The Rouge May 1, 2006

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines

That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.

by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017