son of a suck me off

The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.

I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.

by Maverick B. Vogen December 3, 2007

suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 16, 2006

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Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy April 4, 2018

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suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

by trump our lord May 24, 2016

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Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

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