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when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
mugGet the suck me off with a condom onmug.

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018
mugGet the Suck me like a strawmug.

suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins
by trump our lord May 24, 2016
mugGet the suck me noodles bromug.
The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011
mugGet the Suck me off at the next stationmug.

suck me where i pee

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.
by Corchardan June 29, 2008
mugGet the suck me where i peemug.

suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend
by supbitches666 September 19, 2019
mugGet the suck me dick u bitchmug.
When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.
Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!

She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict
by Cut Throat Switch Blade June 17, 2017
mugGet the she sucked me good like she tryna get a addictmug.

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