Stuey

Noun: A Stuey is a common name for any Australian gentlemen part of generation X and in possession of the following qualities.

Poor to average hygiene
A labourers tan
Cigarette stained teeth
Short-tempered and excessively stubborn towards any form of authority
Dissmissive towards women
Functional alcoholism
Divorced
Absent father figures (in all contexts)

Stuey's tend to focus only on themselves and have the emotional intelligence of a rotten carrot. They are typically found at the TAB pretending they are better than all those who gamble on mobile apps, or sending unsolicited dick pics to anyone named Shazza on a dating app.

N.b: a Stuey is not to be confused for a Robbo. The Robbo is similar to a Stuey in appearance only and usually has a gentle and caring nature towards family and the women around him. Typically, Robbos will develop from a Stuey that has successfully fathered daughters or maintains strong relationships with their female siblings.

That bloke steve, he's a real Stuey. Asked my wife when his sandwich was going to be ready and then spilled his beer on the rug. Fuckwit.

by Chemical_toilet June 29, 2024

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