studying

a contraction for the words student dying
I just realized that never is a contraction of not ever

blushing is a contraction of blood rushing

and studying is a contraction of a student dying
by 24 karat savage May 09, 2019
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Studying

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex
Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.
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studying

something you don't do and use as an excuse for getting laid. or if you actually do it you're probably lying.
person 1: dude, lia and i studied all night! i'm so tired.
person 2: bro.. i know you fucked her all night. you don't actually study!
studying. something nobody does.
by AugustTheHornyInventor January 29, 2022
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Studying

A process of self-inflicted pain. Can be split into 3 main parts:
1. Worrying about when to start studying 2 weeks before the test
2. Flopping on the couch with your phone and a book 1 day before the test
3. Frantically flipping through the pages of the book half an hour before the test at school
Damn u studying? Why the fuck is your phone next to u?
by w killer 3312 October 05, 2020
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Study

Something that doesn't require more than one person.
I don't particularily like somebody doing everything I do the way I do it. Study with that motherfucker, I'll be studying alone. Perhaps the two of you can together come up with a self to be instead of trying to be somebody you're not all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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