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The most stuck one could possibly be, could be a very versatile word could mean an object, human, even a place. Stucker jones is the pinnacle of stuckness.
Hey I’m really stuck here help me

Sorry buddy you’re stucker jones you’re done for

No please help
by Kavsiwvdyejekwos January 4, 2021
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Stucker

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The type of annoying sticker that does not peel off easily. Typically, upon attempted removal, such stickers either: rip/damage the surface they were stuck to, or partially rip themselves leaving a sticky mark that's very difficult to remove.
Damn, I just tried to remove this little stucker and it ripped the otherwise pristine box of my collector's edition Star Wars LEGO set!

Why do IKEA put these little stuckers on all their products? After a successful self-assembly you think to yourself, "I'll just take this off now and it'll look much better", but then you try and quickly realise it's a stucker... noooo!
by xsubn August 16, 2016
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Sucked and fucked

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She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head
by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017
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When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.
“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked
by The Gadgie April 13, 2019
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The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..
"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"
by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008
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Stacked's Law

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An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.
by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010
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cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage
stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game
by B Beene May 10, 2006
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