If there's an ugly strumpet around a party and you don't know her name, she shall be referred to as Strumpelstiltsken.
Dave- Who is that ugly strumpet over there? She's gross.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.
by andwally July 25, 2011
Get the strumpelstiltskin mug."Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
by llamacardigan June 18, 2013
Get the Scrumple mug.1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.
2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.
3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)
4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.
a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'
(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")
5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)
2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.
3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)
4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.
a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'
(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")
5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)
by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017
Get the Skrumpleton mug.At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.
by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019
Get the stumpled mug.The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021
Get the Scrumple mug.by Hayyyybaebae December 16, 2022
Get the Strumbled mug.N.) Trump Strumpet
1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.
A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.
2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.
3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.
A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.
2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.
3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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