by Staticlotus January 8, 2009
Get the Stomer mug.An adjective to describe someone who acts a fool, does something stupid, or is by nature a straight-up dumbass. The term originated from mimicking the motion of stroking a peen while making a noise that sounds like it is coming from a special needs child.
The shortened term is "stroke" which has the same meaning and usage as "stroker".
The shortened term is "stroke" which has the same meaning and usage as "stroker".
"Owen and Avery are the largest strokers of them all."
"Dude, he's such a stroker! He thinks he knows how to play Rainbow Six Seige!"
"Man our bus driver, Mrs. Lisa, is a stroker. She is never sober when she drives us to school."
"Whatever you say, stroke."
"Dude, he's such a stroker! He thinks he knows how to play Rainbow Six Seige!"
"Man our bus driver, Mrs. Lisa, is a stroker. She is never sober when she drives us to school."
"Whatever you say, stroke."
by MyPalDogmeat August 28, 2019
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Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the clit stroker mug.An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
Get the crystal stroker mug.1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.
2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will
3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.
4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.
2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will
3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.
4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.
by The grand. July 11, 2014
Get the stromered mug.A labour saving device. Named after Sir Kier Stramer.
Came into being in 2020 after the apocalyptic failure of the uk labour party in the 2019 elections
Came into being in 2020 after the apocalyptic failure of the uk labour party in the 2019 elections
by outback dingoes April 7, 2020
Get the stramer mug.An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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