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The Strawberry Shortcake 

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.

russian strawberry shortcake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

Straberry Shortcake 

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!

starwberry shortcake 

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.
I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.
starwberry shortcake by Anonymous September 18, 2003

starwberry shortcake 

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.
I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.

starwberry shortcake 

Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.
I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.
starwberry shortcake by K Cup March 4, 2003