straw boss

A nigga who is given a low paying job and low ranking position but in some way feels he has some authority.

That Straw Boss ain't lettin us in the building man. He ain't nothing but a minimum wage rent a cop security guard.

by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

straw herring

When an argument is rebutted by saying it is both a 'red herring' and a 'straw man.' (Usually done at different times.) As the two fallacies are incongruent, this term itself will eventually be incorporated into informal logic as a fallacy.

My opponent's counter argument is a straw herring. First he claims my example is an irrelevant distraction from the topic, (red herring)then goes on to assert I created it using his words out of context so I could attack this erroneous extrapolation of his words and then declare victory. (straw man)

by Recursive Prophet January 17, 2009

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009

Straw Penny

How much a value meal cost back in the day.

Guy at Burger Factory:Back in the day the value meal costed a straw penny.
Peter:Wow! A whole straw penny?!
Guy at Burger Factory:Yep, a whole straw penny.
- Family Guy

by UlyssesFinneganDude December 15, 2008

straw hat negro

A another name for an uncle tom. A black person that sells out his own people to impress the white man. Any niggah down in the south that is stuck in the slavery mentality because they kissing "The Man" ass just to get ahead and turns on his own people. Slave mentality niggahs that is stuck on the house niggah vs. field niggah mentality

Down in the south you see a bunch of straw hat negros who sells out his on people just to get ahead.

A straw hat negro will stab you in the back, snitch on you, and sell you out just to cover is own ass.

by AJ Dunn February 24, 2009

straw`liment

Straw-li-ment (a strawl`le ment)n.

A hand rolled cigarette, that consists of strawberry rolling papers and Parliament lights tobacco.

First, you must remove the tobacco from the Parliament, and then gently place the tobacco in the center of the paper. Once rolled, you enjoy the offerings of a straw`liment (a strawberry parliment)!

by ELC, AMC, KDB August 17, 2009

straw hat argument

Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.

Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."

Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"

by Rathgryn February 23, 2009