Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017

Straining

Cleaning up. Hip hop style.

I was straining the hood.

by Miso19888 August 13, 2021

Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.

I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.

by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019

Khaki Straining

You put pair of khaki shorts over your partner’s head; you waterboard them with a jar of you and your father’s cum.

Hey babe I’m going to tie you up and we gonna do some khaki straining.

by BallTickler1776 April 14, 2025

straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010

Strain-cific infused

A joint rolled with flower and rosin, and or kief of the same strain.

Hey man, I just rolled Strain-cific infused joint using flower and rosin thats called Skywalker og.

by Shamajax July 1, 2024