stiff mcgraw

a feeling from within a cowboy.

yeehaw! i feel a stiff mcgraw a brewin inside me.

by drfinkelpuffvoldemort November 30, 2010

stiff ptr

A 30+ year old that has no job, lives at home with mom, and thinks they're an artist/film maker.

Somebody that can't come up with their own creative ideas for a movie and has to rip off Michael Moore.

This idiot is trying to make a film just like Roger and Me based on Kodak's layoffs. What an unoriginal stiff ptr.

by Jim List December 29, 2007

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

Stiff Pickle

A person who is boring, beige, vanilla. Often referred to as having a stick up their ass. A person who would rather go to bed, read a book over having a good time. A person who doesn’t understand or laugh at good jokes/interesting stories! A person who doesn't get sarcasm.

Rolland was such a Stiff Pickle last night!

by julnie March 15, 2014

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

rotting stiffs

A group of zombies or bunches of zombies and or a name for zombies in general.

"Look at those rotting stiffs over there".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Sly Stiff

An erection acquired against one's will, usually at a very inconvenient time.

Guy #1
"Oh my, look at ol' Brett Hallacy. What a bulge!"

Guy #2
"Looks like he just popped a sly stiff!"

by SlyDawg69 January 21, 2010