The most attractive, caring and committed guy in the universe; a true romantic at heart. You will probably meet him in a popular nightclub, anything with the name "Bar" or "Barry" is a likely location. He is such a nice guy he’ll probably think the gay guy you are dancing with is your boyfriend & won’t make a move initially. After he realises you are actually "the queen of all gays" & single, he will not let you go. Be warned a Steven has unique dance moves; do not be alarmed in the first instance. Expect him to court you with romantic dates until you fall in love with him. Dates may include rocking up to your house in trackies with un-styled hair that has no product in it & a copy of "Beerfest" as the first movie you ever watch; or missing the unrefundable & very expensive Tram Restaurant on Valentines Day. Definitely the kind of guy who will become close to your family; he may suck up to your mother Kym or go canoeing with your dad Bob to score "brownie points". Friends such as a Ty, David, Sonia, Gregory Nick, Lisa, Thomas or Mark will want you to marry him. A Steven is likely to propose outside a butterfly enclosure after butterflies have landed all over you. He will want to marry you in the most romantic city in the world; in Paris. Often described as the worlds "nicest" guy, he can be prone to telling the odd dad joke; refrain from laughing. A Steven will make a great husband/father, he is likely to marry a Lauren - his perfect match.
He is such a Steven
Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you
OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven
Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven
Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you
OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven
Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven
by Happy4thAnniversarySLB November 23, 2010
by its_a_PANcake January 15, 2020
Like every people, all Steven's are different in their character but they tend to share one or more things to each other. They can be sporty, or an introvert, or a complete study nerd, etc. The most common characteristics I think they share with other Steven's are that they are (in their own way) funny, can make people laugh intentionally or unintentionally , weird, talkative, protective, emotional, a good leader or a good team mate, and supportive, clingy, and sometimes be dumbfounded and cute. Their common negative (and some positives) characteristics of themselves is that they can be reckless, tend to hide their pain rather than confronting it, tend to put others first a lot which consequences them for their experiences, hot headed, and maybe even become mentally unstable due to all the stress coming to them (some Steven's tend to yawn to hide their pain in which tears appear from their eyes, claiming they "are tired"). Whilst it is good to be best friends with them, you got a be aware of their mental and social wellbeing, if you feel something is wrong with them or know that are going through horrible circumstances such as the death of the loves ones, be sure to make their day feel better. Some Steven's may even explode with their hidden feelings they have been keeping for a long time, especially to those they feel attached to.
He is such a Steven
by Matthew KJ September 22, 2020
Steven is a whole snack you will want to fuck him all the time and girls can’t get over him he treats girls right
by You2Too22 August 05, 2019
Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.
"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."
"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".
"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".
by Thrumumummer November 10, 2010
by pop goes da weasel May 28, 2008