Slippery Steam Train

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.

Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

by peronasunlight July 15, 2016

Iron Steamroller

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed

Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun

by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018

Cleveland is Steaming

Cleveland is Steaming is an inspirational band from Chico, California. Songs have heavy sexual references, hence why they are named after one of the greatest sexual acts of all time, the cleveland steamer. They have been said to sound like "the greatest band you have ever heard, combined with the greatest band you never heard". They have an album out right now called "Ugly Assed Chimp in a Blue Suit" with the single "Fuck you Tommy" other notable releases include "Blumpkin" and "Bay-B Gurrl". They first became famous for their rendition of the Catdog theme song. They are currently in the studio, rumored to be recording the songs "Bark Bark Bark if you're in Milwaukee" and "Assholes are for Fucking"

Check out their myspace music website ending with clevelandissteaming

Dude! i got a blumpkin last night listening to the song blumpkin!

Cleveland is Steaming is the greatest band ever!

by T. moneyAlabamaHotpocket December 17, 2009

steamcake

taking a dump in a public urinal

"dude, i just steamcaked that place."
"this urinal looks good, time for a little steamcake."
"one steamcake, coming right up."

by b-rad! September 6, 2011

John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.

"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"

by Madison P April 29, 2015

steamboat annie

Defecating in someone's bathtub.

"Dude, I totally dropped a deuce in Jerry's tub."
"Nice! The old Steamboat Annie!"

by Ebin Randolph December 31, 2008

Steam Streak

The line of moisture left behind on a non-porous seat from the heat and humidity built up between one's thighs and cheeks.

bruh, it's so tepid in here that I'm gonna leave a massive steam streak on this classroom chair.

by SebonWeissman November 3, 2018