Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

Swanson Dinner

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.

by Dleg December 21, 2008

Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

by Franzzz November 6, 2008

stensonize

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

by Mauzer January 6, 2010

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Shanson

Never gonna happen lily

Shanson is fake

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

Genie of Stankonia

A magical being who rises into the air during sex with a dirty, stinky person.

What's that smell?

Oh no, it's the Genie of Stankonia! One of us needs to take a shower.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006