social standing

one's position in society

a man with a decent job is normally said to be in good social standing

by Hobotech October 30, 2013

A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

by rucus11 September 25, 2009

Wall Standing

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.

Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.

by Ughhhh July 31, 2007

standing up

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.

I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.

by Anduin May 6, 2005

Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

by balexander24 February 4, 2010

Standing 69

When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.

Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.

by Tom Faggington March 7, 2009

standing o

An orgasm that a woman has whenever she's getting fucked while standing up.

I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.

by tonyfamous December 18, 2010