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squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.
The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>
by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011
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squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.
Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead
by shabadoggy October 21, 2013
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squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon
during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.
by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004
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Squortle

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.
"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."
by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004
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squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.
She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.
by djstan627 December 29, 2011
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squirtleheading

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants
Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.
by Isaaldo November 16, 2011
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Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.
My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.
by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010
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