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squirrel hole

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.
Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.
by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 12, 2008
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packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.
That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels
by russ e July 30, 2006
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squirrel’s underwear

(n.) A facial hair configuration that consists of a moustache and soul patch.;
My god I love that squirrel’s underwear on you, it makes you look so much older.
by JSloppyola December 31, 2010
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Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.
Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.
by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010
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Squirrel Tactics

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011
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Squirrelled

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
by MonStar78 June 26, 2016
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Shirt Squirrel

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.
Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.
by SimianFriday September 21, 2016
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