Hey Squidward

Something that SpongeBob says to annoy Squidward in the episode "Employee of the Month". You can usually annoy Squidward on "Annoy Squidward Day", which is on either January 15 of February 15.

Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.

by waypastsponge October 16, 2023

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

by Cliff November 12, 2003

skidmark slam

n. The rare art of dropping a deuce in a waterless toilet that leaves a skidmark the length and depth of the bowl.

Oh man, I really gotta take a crap!

Go in there!

I can't! There's no water in the toilet and someone already left a skidmark slam.

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022

Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

Annoy Squidward day

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."

"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."

by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021