Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010

Desk squeezer

Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.

Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!

by Randirt February 9, 2018

Shaft squeezer

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

by David Vazquez April 18, 2009

penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing

I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

by Sacagewea March 20, 2008

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".

Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.

by klar June 24, 2007