squatshitter

A person who squats while shitting. A very cool person who is just built different and knows what the superior way to shit is. Normaly this person is either slavic or a bit crazy.

Bro 1: Yooo bro what are you doing squatting on the toilet?
Bro 2: Bro don't you know? I'm a squatshitter, I'm taking a fat shit rn

by TheChosen-Wan December 24, 2020

squanchee

When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad

Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee.

by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022

Fot-squatch

noun.
a ball sack with feet

He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.

by Melia B February 17, 2008

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

gone squatchin

Orally pleasuring a woman with a hairy vagina.

It's your lucky night tonight baby im gone squatchin.

by DRAK December 10, 2012