Splaugh

When you are just taking a sip of your beverage of choice, and your friend tells a really funny joke, causing you to spit your beverage out because you are laughing so hard you can't swallow.

I was really enjoying my beer, until my friend made that comment and I splaughed all over him.

by Coon Ass April 22, 2009

Slaught

An older English word that relates to slaughtered and slaughter, it can be used in past and conditional tense.

1. You needn’t worry Governor he will soon be slaught

2. He was slaught during battle, if it were not for me you would have nothing!

by Sharkieofthemidworld July 30, 2022

Disneys slaughter night

ON february 13 Mickey starts slaughtering every nigga in town woo hoo

JImmy; Tonights mrbeast video is if you can survive Disneys slaughter night goo luck nigga.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023

Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

the book of slaughter

A compilation of the events in the life of the notorious drug dealer, norven slaughter or any member of his family. The book of slaughter can be used as a reference guide when needing to evaluate ones manliness, or also as a teaching tool to help men learn to be as manly as the infamous Norven "Chalvez" Slaughter.

Dude, I totally stabbed that guy in his heart. I could easily get written up in the Book of Slaughter.

Actually, whilst your shanking was way manly, you are not from the slaughter family, erego, you cannot be written in the book of slaughter.

by ShaynaKaye August 24, 2006

slaughterhouse

a place that is painful to go; much like what goes on in an actual pig slaughterhouse, it almost tortures you to be there.

Hell no, I am not going to your parents' house for dinner, its a fucking slaughterhouse.

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007