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dr speichelstreicher

its the 194th consecutive night dr speichelstreicher sits in his basement brooding over the very same thing. chaotic scenery on a candle-lit bureau: feathers, stones, wood, inky tissues, glass, an abacus and a globe. whiskey. herbal snuff powder. lemonade.
dr speichelstreicher studies his thing from all angles known to him, changing perspective to his best knowledge, questioning his questions and questioning his answers. yet he fails to make conclusions satisfactory enough to publish his findings. his neighbours think him mad, his colleagues find him amusing, his son has moved to patagonia.
dr speichelstreicher: what is it made of. where does it originate from. why did it find me. what is the meaning. how do i establish contact. is it alive. can it be born again. will my discovery grant me scientific honors. will it destroy me and steal my soul. can i keep it in a cage. do i save it as a file. is it a bug. is it an angel. is it anything known to wo/man. how can i be sure that i see it. is it a hallucination. is it a drug. does it make me happy. give me purpose. does it corrode my innerness. is it attractive. is it fascinating. am i being fed a line. can i catch it. or will it vaporise when i touch it.
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by Krkič January 17, 2021
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sprickles

Combination of "spread" and "sprickles", and used to define the senusal feeling that starts in your spine, and spreads all over your back. A reaction to sexual stimulation or tickling.
Claire sent me an erotic text today, it sent sprickles down my spine.
by Claire Paul July 15, 2006
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ich spreche kein Englisch

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.
by Duo23 October 2, 2021
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spichink

Racial slang used for people of Mexican and Chinese descent.
Comes from 'spic' racial term for Mexican people and 'chink' racial term used for Chinese people.
Dude #1 (Imitating Tyrone the crackhead on Chappelle's show) Goddamn! Look at that fine ass!
Dude #2 Is she Mexican or Chinese?
Dude #3 Thats Rosita, my sisters friend; shes a spichink.
by RagePrblm October 12, 2005
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sprice

coolest guy ever. on a scale of one to awesome, he is super great.
other names: sexxmaster ice, goatsexanus paraplegickicker, Sean Price, squeak, the almighty reverend.
by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003
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spichal

The biggest sucker ever, he smells like bullshit, he can't teach, he's da ultimate biaaaaaaaatsh, an alcoholic and da spastalat0r.
OMG! Look, there's Spichal *muha*.
Puuh, it smells terrible in here, Spichal must be in reach.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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sprechin

Were you sprechin to that fine chic over there?
by Medani June 23, 2003
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