spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

spooze

Another term for male ejaculation.

I spooze(d)way to early.

by ben newton December 21, 2006

spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

Spooder-Man

A low budget version of spider man but has no nose.

Spooder-man is a fictional character :v

by Spooder-Mana November 4, 2021

snoozer

An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.

Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.

by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004